15 June 2012
Rock of Ages
This is the better of the two trailers that I’ve seen and it still looks shit. Rock Of Ages looks like a tremendous waste of a talented cast (plus the hot chick from Footloose 2011 and that dude who isn’t Aaron Johnson). Akin to inviting Tom Cruise round your manor to play Guitar Hero with the only difference being that he can’t jump all over your sofa Oprah-style in the film.
What seems like part documentary and part soap ends up being part good. Read my full review here.
Noel Clarke is cancer to the UK film industry and unfortunately the industry is not reacting to treatment. Luckily he doesn’t appear to be in this too much. Instead we get girls running and then running their mouths in a typical ‘girl from the estate enters world of rich girl and is better and they argue and whatnot’ story.
It comes to something when Cillian Murphy and Elizabeth Olsen can sell a movie to me more than Bobby De Niro and Sigourney Weaver but sadly that is the case. This trailer looks fucking sweet but I have a horrible feeling it’ll be turd.
I both love and hate R-Patz. Dude has the world on a platter and seems to hate it, but then I love that he looks like he’s constantly hungover with that pale expression and being eternally glazed with sweat. Regardless, Cronenberg, Giamatti, Binoche, Morton and fucking Jay Baruchel all make this a must watch. Plus it looks expensive.
My Pick: Cosmopolis
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